Welcome to Smiley's where we offer fresh made sandwiches along with fresh salads and soups. We also have a frozen yogurt with toppings bar and bottle shop.
A taste of the tropics in a unique "FLOATING" location on the mighty Columbia River featuring Pirate Cookin' & Spirits with boat docking available!
Try our famous hand dipped Halibut Fish Tacos or fresh Wagyu Beef Burgers.
As you float over the mighty Columbia River and feel its pitch and roll, I hope you feel at ease with our experienced crew manning the vessel. I set out building this dream with my lovely wench and some sketchy pirates in 2002. I have been a restaurant corsair for 25 years. I have served as crew in the yachts of restaurants and been the deckhand in the dinghies of others. I have served pirates, poppers, poets, and presidents. I find true happiness in captaining the ship through the turbulent waters of the industry and I can only hope I show you the pride I feel with you aboard during many years at sail.